Monday, March 26, 2007

Four-Star Infractions, Continued

Perhaps the most disturbing element of turn-down service experienced thus far is this:

Really? Philadelphia, I expected better of you! Only a hair more class than the legendary quarter-fueled vibrating bed.

Ooh, we're having an "emergency condition" here in the hotel... Guess I should sign off while I stay calm and await further instructions. More tomorrow.


Blogger greasylookin said...

Would you prefer that the television was actually on fire?

12:04 AM  
Blogger David said...

Of course!

2:40 AM  
Anonymous smokey said...

Ooooooo, more fun with fire!!!! I laughed aloud at the video. Hope your emergency situation wasn't too emergent.

Perhaps someone walked into their freshly turned down room, saw the flicker of firelight and heard the crackle of pseudo-logs. Not realizing it was emanating tackily from their own TV, they ran back out flailing and screaming, and pulled the fire lever. Perhaps.

Interesting about the Riverdance folk. I thought that they would see you and yours as peers (as the list grows and we further establish that you ARE, without question, a Rock Star) and enveloped you in Irish well wishes and pecks on the cheek(s).

It's nice to read about your feelings on cliques. Ah, memories.

Hope you're having fun.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anon said...

Moving on, in Hershey PA, does the evening "turndown" process include kisses on your pillow?

9:10 PM  

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